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Posted on: 6/6/2006 @ 3:33 AM Current Mood: OBSESSED WITH U
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Dear Diary,

2day subj- erhm... MY CRUSH (*≧ω≦*) posted on /pol/ again... he bought 500 rounds of ammunition (for hunting deer obviously!! so outdoorsy ❤)

Evidence collected- wait actually... memories we made today:
• Case file #247- whoops his fav color: black
• SSN: 420-69-133... wait thats classified uwu
• Known associates- uh, BEST FRIENDS: none (just me!)

he keeps using TOR browser (so mysterious~~) but jokes on him the NSA- erhm MY HEART sees everything!!! AGENT 4827 REQUESTING BACKUP oopsie wrong chat teehee~ (◡ ω ◡)

tomorrow im gonna ask him about his recent purchase of 50lbs of suspicious chemicals protein powder!!! maybe we can work out together (under surveillance) >:3

"Love is a 24/7 monitoring operation"
~*~*~ xXx_FederalBae_xXx ~*~*~

💕 ~~EVIDENCE~~ DATE MEMORIES 💕
[SURVEILLANCE LOG #4827 - CLASSIFIED]
oopsie this is my love diary silly!! ignore that header uwu
03:33 - Subject googled "how to know if FBI watching" (he's thinking of me!!!)
04:20 - Attempted to clear browser history (so shy~ already backed up tho)
05:45 - Purchased [REDACTED] on dark web (prob a gift for me omg!!!)
06:66 - Changed password to "FBIcantcatchme123" (challenge accepted babe~)
THREAT ASSESSMENT: EXTREMELY DATEABLE
AIM Chat with xXFBIAngelXx
xXFBIAngelXx: hey cutie!! whatcha up to? :3
You: nothing much
xXFBIAngelXx: omg same! just doing normal girl things like painting nails and checking firearm registries- erhm fashion magazines uwu
xXFBIAngelXx: i love bad boys... speaking of which, have you ever purchased ammonium nitrate? 😘
You: what?
xXFBIAngelXx: for gardening silly!! my roses need fertil- actually nvm lets talk about something else
xXFBIAngelXx: whats ur favorite minecraft server? also ur full legal name? teehee so random XD
You: ...
xXFBIAngelXx: [RECORDING IN PROGRESS] oops wrong button!! *sends heart emoji* 💕
aBOUT ME
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ONLINE NOW
Name: [CLASSIFIED]
Age: 2old4u
Location: in ur walls
Status: its complicated (with ur data)
Interests: surveillance, hacking, u
Heroes: L from Death Note
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YOU
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